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Originally Posted by Katniss
Good evening Crushers and Crushettes!
I just thought I'd let ya'll know that while BFP was down I have been busy! I managed to locate Cupid by following a trail of stale candy 'sweethearts' and the scent of loaded diaper. (The things I do for you people...srsly!)
The situation is more dire than I thought....Cupid is overweight, out of shape and has waaaay too much job security. I also have a strong suspicion he suffers from ADD. After a rather stern lecture on "next time, shoot both" he has agreed to a training regime so come Valentine's Day there should be no unrequited crushes! I have also taken it upon myself to upgrade his bow and arrow to something a little more...shall we say "intense." See below....
If this doesn't work I have a Plan "B"....and it isn't pretty....
Katniss~~(heading off to make some popcorn and "may the odds be ever in your favor....) |
Oh nooooooo Katniss doesn't say may the odds be ever in your favor..... noo nooo nooooo...
May I just say that the bow and arrow setup there looks like it's going to hurt!!!
In lieu of that, I have purchased steel boxer briefs to protect my posterior from being pierced by a love arrow coming in at 4000 mph!!!