I had just gotten out of the shower and was getting ready for bed...I decided to let the dogs out one last time...they just go out in the yard and come right back....
So....me still in my towel, I opened the door and looked out the storm door (we HAVE had coyotes in the area before, so I check first) and saw a long dark shadow against the car right by the stairs...I screamed, reached for the light (NOT the door to slam it shut as I should have...) turned on the light and then promptly dropped my towel.
The shadow was MY shadow.. and that got me into hysterics about being scared of my own shadow...not to mention the show I MAY have given our (Thankfully only) neighbor....