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Hollylane · 01-23-2013, 10:24 PM

1) I generally can't sit/lie still for very long. My body is always in motion, even when I sleep.

2) Since my roommate moved out, I have become romantically involved with my anal retentive side. I smile to myself, while strolling across my clean carpets, because I know where everything is, and that if I use it, I will find it back in the same place the next time I want it.

3) When I load the dishwasher, the silverware baskets are each assigned a utensil type.

4) My brain never shuts off, I am constantly thinking of something other than what I am talking about, or doing. This causes me some issues with insomnia.
Years ago, Ellen did a skit, that totally reminds me of myself. If you watch the video below from 6:04, it is the part about trying to sleep (but the whole video is hysterical). Some of this is so close to exactly what happens to me nightly, that it is scary.

5) When I eat sandwiches (not often, because I avoid bread), I like to have chips in them, preferably restaurant style corn chips.

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Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,361 Times in 5,875 Posts Rep Power: 21474862	1) I generally can't sit/lie still for very long. My body is always in motion, even when I sleep. 2) Since my roommate moved out, I have become romantically involved with my anal retentive side. I smile to myself, while strolling across my clean carpets, because I know where everything is, and that if I use it, I will find it back in the same place the next time I want it. 3) When I load the dishwasher, the silverware baskets are each assigned a utensil type. 4) My brain never shuts off, I am constantly thinking of something other than what I am talking about, or doing. This causes me some issues with insomnia. Years ago, Ellen did a skit, that totally reminds me of myself. If you watch the video below from 6:04, it is the part about trying to sleep (but the whole video is hysterical). Some of this is so close to exactly what happens to me nightly, that it is scary. 5) When I eat sandwiches (not often, because I avoid bread), I like to have chips in them, preferably restaurant style corn chips.