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Old 01-24-2013, 01:00 AM   #3278
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Originally Posted by JustLovelyJenn View Post
That is an impressive list, and while it might limit your options, it certainly guarantees you get what your looking for. Now, have you included on this list... a tendency to whine? Or how about a history of poor fashion choices? I mean, style is a very important factor after all.
The list doesn't include a blanket "crimes against fashion" prohibition but includes various more specific prohibitions. These include wearing crocs or dungarees. Perhaps, the most significant style-related issue on the list is actually one of the top 10 and it's "never to have had a 1980's style perm."

Probably the greatest fear in my life is to fall madly in love with a woman, think I will spend the rest of my life with her .... And then her friend posts a photo of her from 1987 on facebook with hideous perm and a smile. At that stage, the love turns to a combination of pity and revulsion and I can never look at her in the same way again.
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