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She's some kind of wonderful.
Join Date: Dec 2009
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Joking around with my colleagues today about an asinine news story we saw. Apparently a high-ranking military official wants to separate queers from straights in living quarters. Can you say "Brar Rabbit?"
I can just see all the queers lining up going, "Nooooooooooooooo, don't put me in the bunks with all the cute gay boys. Nooooo, anything but that."
We wanted to headline it "Separate but fabulous."
The dude was an idiot... but our conversation about it made my day.
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