[PearlsNLace]

Is there some reason that pantyhose makers all seem to think that 3x & 4x women must all be 5foot 4 or shorter, with long long waist lines?

I'm just fed up with crotchs that stop three inches past my knees yet the top of the things can almost touch my bra strap.

Oh.. and I also want funky colors like Kermit green and tangerine, lace hose and ones with the black line that do ...indeed.. go all the way up.

Why is this so difficult to find?

For the record I'm five nine, with most of my junk in the trunk and at my thighs. If I was skinny I'd probably have a flat chest and still have a booty to jiggle and then some.


Thank you. Rant over.