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StrongButch · 01-29-2013, 03:18 PM

1) Teacher: Are you cheating? Me: No we are sharing. Teacher: Sharing is cheating! Me: No sharing in caring! 2) Life is not like a box of chocolates, its more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. 3) People who have their feet planted firmly on the ground have trouble putting pants on. 4) When will my dog get the hint my leg "just wants to be friends" 5) I hate when your playing Guitar Hero and as soon as your getting great you have an itch. 6) Two elderly men sitting on a bench outside a retirement home One says Ted I am 83 yrs old and now im full of aches and pains. I know your about my age how do you feel? Ted says like a newborn baby! Really like a newborn baby? Ted say yep no hair,no teeth and I just think I wet my pants! (lol)

01-29-2013, 03:18 PM	#10841
StrongButch Member How Do You Identify?: I see the world thru a lens Preferred Pronoun?: Yes Boss Relationship Status: Chillin out with awesome women Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: San Francisco Posts: 1,376 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 4,018 Thanked 4,183 Times in 1,180 Posts Rep Power: 21474853	Quotes (funny) 1) Teacher: Are you cheating? Me: No we are sharing. Teacher: Sharing is cheating! Me: No sharing in caring! 2) Life is not like a box of chocolates, its more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. 3) People who have their feet planted firmly on the ground have trouble putting pants on. 4) When will my dog get the hint my leg "just wants to be friends" 5) I hate when your playing Guitar Hero and as soon as your getting great you have an itch. 6) Two elderly men sitting on a bench outside a retirement home One says Ted I am 83 yrs old and now im full of aches and pains. I know your about my age how do you feel? Ted says like a newborn baby! Really like a newborn baby? Ted say yep no hair,no teeth and I just think I wet my pants! (lol) __________________ Life is like music,so it can be played in many different styles.