Ok, I've got a ticking clock now
p.s. thank goodness my "l" key is working again ...
I was taking relationship advice today from my life coach (
well, my personal assistant but she's basically my life coach and surrogate older sister, despite being a decade younger than I am).
She told me that I should aim to be married by the time I'm 40. We both agreed that I'd wanting to be dating casually for at least 6 months and more seriously for a further year before I popped the question ..... and then that we'd want at least a year to plan a wedding and so on.
Therefore, she worked out that, under this agreed plan, I've now got approx two weeks to find my future wife


Anyone here (
preferably without a recent criminal record, although in my desperation I'll maybe overlook minor misdemeanours) want to get married in summer 2015?