i went to a gathering of family to have lunch in remembrance of my aunt that passed away. the lunch was at the fellowship hall at a methodist church. so we are all in the fellowship hall and i remembered lines from a movie. so i say, "this woman slams the door in a mans face, and right before she slammed the door ... he said "you murderist!" she reopened the door and said, "what did you say!" he said, "i called you a murderist!" she said, "oh. i thought you said methodist." and closed the door again.
most didn't laugh. o well.
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