[VintageFemme]

That awkward moment when you wear a cute NEW little black sweater dress to work one day and you're strutting around all morning thinking you're all that and people are all smiling and you THINK it's because you look so cute in your NEW little black sweater dress until later that morning one specific coworker [and it's always the hottest coworker who is the bravest] says to you, "Oh, did you get a new dress?" "Yes I did!" Big stupid cheesy grin. "Do you like it?" "Yeah, it's great but I think it would look better with the pocket on the front." And you realize you've got your freaking dress on backwards because the little pocket that goes over your breast, is on the freaking back.

Orrrrrrrrrrr that awkward moment when you realize you have one black pump and one navy blue pump on & it's only 10am in the morning and you've got to sit there all day at work like that wearing two different shoes.

Orrrrrrrrrrr that awkward moment when you thought you were being so smart by turning your white t-shirt around so the high end of the neckline would be in the front under your buttondown shirt and it would look better but someone notices and says, "Nita, why do you always wear your clothes backwards?"