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Originally Posted by espressolover83
I don't know about being your kinda wife, but you had me at Chimay (blue)  I say get married at Murphy's (but since no same-sex marriage laws in the Philippines, so it really won't hold any water, but it'd be fun) then do a trip round the world, only in 'football countries' that have decent beer and Irish pubs! PS. I do pop on here once in a wee while |
I believe in total honesty so here's the deal.
You're an attractive lady and we share a mutual love of beer and football (
that's "soccer" to most of the folk on this board as they don't speak proper English). However, you're not marriage material for me. Not at all.
Any why is that? Because, despite your beauty and cuteness, whenever I think of you I cannot get an image out of my mind of you playing the tambourine with some hippy band in an Irish bar one late, drunken night in Manila. That one moment left me emotionally scarred. There's something incredibly sordid, vulgar even, about that image of shaking the tambourine with willful abandon .... to make matters worse, I don't even think it was in tune with their Mr Tambourine Man song.
I'm starting to feel sick even thinking back to then but, in summary:
- Marriage Material? No
- Mistress Material? Sure thing.
Mistresses have more fun anyway ..... well, that's what they tell me
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Originally Posted by guihong
Gráinne. I like it .
But I might have known my almost fatalistic love for my hometown teams (who haven't won a championship in anything since I've been on the planet) would come back to bite me in the butt, big time. And all because of the fate of having been born there. Lasagne-making skills and love of obscure 80's music notwithstanding, the C word is one of those dealbreakers.
Bantering around in the crush thread can get you crushed  .
*walks away muttering 'so close, so close'* |
Gráinne
Our decades are shaped by mere moments. Had you not disclosed the Cl***land thing, then you'd soon by Mrs Ciaran and I'd have bought you a really nice apron and some trendy kitchenware (in fact, already ordered via Amazon - anyone want it at a discount?).
That said, the Cl***land thing would have come out eventually so best to avoid the heartbreak further down the line. I will try hard not to hold this vulgarity against you but I'm not sure if I will be able to, esp. with the baseball season starting soon.