View Single Post
Old 02-10-2013, 12:16 PM   #3595
Ciaran
Member

How Do You Identify?:
Altocalciphilic
Preferred Pronoun?:
Papa Smurf
Relationship Status:
Curmudgeonous spinster
 

Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: London (but from Belfast)
Posts: 678
Thanks: 471
Thanked 3,654 Times in 602 Posts
Rep Power: 21474852
Ciaran Has the BEST ReputationCiaran Has the BEST ReputationCiaran Has the BEST ReputationCiaran Has the BEST ReputationCiaran Has the BEST ReputationCiaran Has the BEST ReputationCiaran Has the BEST ReputationCiaran Has the BEST ReputationCiaran Has the BEST ReputationCiaran Has the BEST ReputationCiaran Has the BEST Reputation
Default

Quote:
Originally Posted by stepfordfemme View Post
You still have an option for a quickie Vegas wedding after tea and Italian leather.

Only if we can get an annulment and I can find perfect shoes...
You're on.

Just two things.


Firstly, I'd prefer to get a divorce than an annulment. Annulment sounds so cold and, well, as though we were never married. Divorce would be better. Plus, I think that if I can describe myself as a "divorcee", it adds a certain mystique and can use it to attract some new women into my life.


Secondly, I was re-thinking the whole Vegas thing and it's a bit tacky. I want to get married in Iceland instead. Hope that's okay.


If this is agreeable to you, please let me know and I'll have my lawyer send through the financial status questionnaire plus the forms to sign over all your assets into my name.


I think I finally know what it feels like to fall in love.


Ciaran
Ciaran is offline   Reply With Quote
The Following 6 Users Say Thank You to Ciaran For This Useful Post: