Staff: we still have a few kids not wanting to eat lunch
Me: So tell them to get down here to the kitchen
Staff: I've tried
Me: *walks to the common area* Get your tiny little asses down to my kitchen and eat! I didn't cook this food to have to pack it away in the fridge!!
*after kids all rushed down the hall*
Me: I do believe you might wanna mop up the piss trail they left behind
*returns to kitchen leaving staff speechless*