[Medusa]

I'll start:


While working at a major airline, I was called down from the ticket counter to help clean one of our jets that had come in on the last flight of the night. Our crew wanted to get it cleaned quickly so we could all get home early.

Cleaning a plane on the inside involves many things but one of them is cleaning out all the seatback pockets, crossing the seatbelts, vaccuming and general wiping.

Upon getting almost to the back of the plane, I noticed a seatback pocket that appeared to be stuffed with newspapers. Prior experience had taught me that, even with gloves, to NEVER reach into the pockets without being careful because people who dont think will often deposit things that could hurt us or things that were just disgusting.

Imagine my surprise when I carefully removed the newspapers and discovered that someone had neatly wrapped a human turd in a newspaper and deposited it in the seatback pocket.

a HUMAN TURD, y'all!

We later found that it had happened a couple of other times in the system and I believe that even found the lady doing it.

Needless to say, GROSS!