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Parker · 02-27-2013, 10:26 AM

I love you even though you like to go outside and eat poop, then come inside to burp in my face and try to give me kisses .... even though you puke partially digested poop onto my bed and floor .... even though you have destroyed several pairs of socks .... even though you chew on my shoes AND slippers so often, I have to keep them in a box when I am not wearing them .... even though you destroyed my prescription, everyday glasses .... even though you destroyed not one, not two, but THREE electric blankets .... even though your anthropological excavations have turned my backyard into what looks like a minefield .... even though you drag sticks and leaves and sometimes even full branches into the house just to shred them and leave them on the floor ....

Even through all of this over these past 5 months, I love the hell out of you, you crazy-ass, full of kisses, loves to cuddle, curly-Q tail wagging puppy.

02-27-2013, 10:26 AM	#105
Parker Timed Out - Permanent How Do You Identify?: Butch. Lesbian. Dyke. Woman. Female. Preferred Pronoun?: She, of course! Relationship Status: Content Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Small Town Life Posts: 2,880 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 7,858 Thanked 11,727 Times in 2,429 Posts Rep Power: 0	I love you even though you like to go outside and eat poop, then come inside to burp in my face and try to give me kisses .... even though you puke partially digested poop onto my bed and floor .... even though you have destroyed several pairs of socks .... even though you chew on my shoes AND slippers so often, I have to keep them in a box when I am not wearing them .... even though you destroyed my prescription, everyday glasses .... even though you destroyed not one, not two, but THREE electric blankets .... even though your anthropological excavations have turned my backyard into what looks like a minefield .... even though you drag sticks and leaves and sometimes even full branches into the house just to shred them and leave them on the floor .... Even through all of this over these past 5 months, I love the hell out of you, you crazy-ass, full of kisses, loves to cuddle, curly-Q tail wagging puppy.