Been working on presenting myself to the world around me as someone they have known all along but really don't know me....
The other day I was in the kitchen at work with all the kids. One of the kids miss-pronounced my given name. Others said that he needed to get it right. I felt the need to lighten the moment and said, "I'll just change my name." One kid asked, "and what would that be?" I said, "Jac." The room got quiet, all eating stopped, and heads tilted as if they were all taking it in. One kid finally said, "Will you be changing your last name to Mayo?"
With all the "ewwwww," I instantly put two and two together and accessed that he was referring to jackin' off.
Errrr ummmmm... speaking of.... ??
Today in staff meeting I had to bring up a discusssion some guys had in the kitchen a week or so ago at lunchtime. Relaying one kid's concerns to staff was just way more complicated than it should have been.
Please let's be adult about this... Bwhahahahaaaaaaaa
Not in our staff meetings!!
In all fairness... it was the end of the day when we had this meeting
