Staff meeting yesterday....
A topic of masturbation came up and was forever returned throughout the remainder of the meeting. I tried to save it for last but what I thought was the tail end of the meeting wound up being about another 20 minutes of lingering discussions of various topics. Masturbation was one topic that just kept returning.
director: so we need to have a way to talk with the kids about the proper way of being discreet about their actions
staff 1: *pops in the doorwway to ask a question*
staff 2: how would you approach the topic of masturbation?
staff 1: randomly or while it is happening?
director: right smack in the middle of it
staff 1: seriously? this is what you have for meetings?
everyone: YES!
staff 1: I'm coming to these meetings more often then!
me and staff 1: no pun intended!!
director: they say it can make you blind if you do it enough *leans in toward me* How's that vision going for ya?
me: omg you seriously went there? you dawg!
everyone: *roaring laughter*
