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Apocalipstic · 03-30-2010, 03:02 PM

Working Bar Mitzvahs....

Also at a fancy hotel where I once worked were various Bar Mitzvah parties...

The kids, would go in the bathroom stalls and lock all the doors then crawl out.

Tie all the chairs together and to the table with cloth napkins.

Make sculptures in the salt shakers with layers of salt and ketchup.

Line matches up on ribbon between 2 tables and catch them all on fire.

Try to play choking games with belts and napkins.

Their parents in the room looking fondly on......

Yeay.

03-30-2010, 03:02 PM	#33
Apocalipstic Pink Confection How Do You Identify?: Femme Preferred Pronoun?: She, Her, Ma'am Relationship Status: Dating Myself Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Nashville Posts: 4,266 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 17,195 Thanked 11,362 Times in 2,838 Posts Rep Power: 21474856	Working Bar Mitzvahs.... Also at a fancy hotel where I once worked were various Bar Mitzvah parties... The kids, would go in the bathroom stalls and lock all the doors then crawl out. Tie all the chairs together and to the table with cloth napkins. Make sculptures in the salt shakers with layers of salt and ketchup. Line matches up on ribbon between 2 tables and catch them all on fire. Try to play choking games with belts and napkins. Their parents in the room looking fondly on...... Yeay. __________________