[clay]

Ohh Ciaran, my beautiful darling:
I , too, have waited, ever so patiently in the wings, whilst you have flaunted, bribed, and made lascivious advances to others. I have watched you fawn over their cooking and sexual prowesses, BUT always knew true bromance would prevail. You have no idea just how ultimately I am flattered. All you have to do is wear those Cavalli jeans and some sexy, high heeled shoes and just be your glamous self..and I melt.
BTW I loved that ode....bats baby blues with naturally long, dark lashes at you...Oh Ciaran, you make my heart sing..and other places as well..it is definitely hot in here...


I wrote you something as well...

Ciaran, oh rambling, ubiquitous Ciaran...
spreading your wares so thin....
always bringing those others within
while I am without....

but alas my man, I win...
so no longer shall you spread yourself so thin...
because mad cooking skills, ironing skills, nor their sexy ways
could take my oh so handsome Ciaran awayyyyyyyyyyyyy...

I love you madly, dahlin'. always yours...Clay, Ohhh Clay

Originally Posted by Ciaran

Clay

We've interacted online for almost two years and every day over that time, I dreamed of this day.

In fact, over that period, spent all my free time working on a poem dedicated to you and to our love. This is how it goes:


Oh Clay, Oh Clay, Oh Clay
Your love has really made my day
Oh Clay, Oh Clay, Oh Clay
Never leave me I pray
Oh Clay, Oh Clay, Oh Clay
All my dreams are here and my fears are away


See you've found yourself not only a pretty face but a literary genius too.

ps - we need to talk as I have matching his & hers dressing gowns but not sure who should have which.

ETA: I know what every one of these words mean....
My favourite words are "sub-optimal", "contagion", "quantitative", "derivatives" and "hedging". It's what I get for being a banker ..... my after dinner topics of conversation are riveting