So the Spousal Unit is sitting at the computer today doing his schedule for work. I'm sitting over here, doing my QC reports for work. One of the cats is jumping on the back of SU's chair, climbing over hys shoulder, across the lap, over the desk to the window sill, down to the floor and back to the back of the chair again. And she pauses to rub against the ankles and do the head butts thing on the way, purring and meowing the whole time. Every time she crosses the lap, SU tries to scoop and cuddle her, but she's not having it. She ended up sitting on the desk, between SU and the monitor, flirting but moving away every time a scoop is imminent. Finally SU looks her right in the big green eyes, channels Yoda and says "Cat. Cuddle, or cuddle not. There is no try."
She flounces over to me, climbs into my lap and flops her fuzzy butt down and starts to purr like a madkitten, giving SU a "so there!" look the whole time. I laughed so hard she got mad and went over to sleep on the couch.
Cats, HOW DO THEY WORK?
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