Yesterday while in the kitchen at work
staff: so I hear you're some kind of super hero
director: oh shit here we go again
me: yes, why yes I am
staff: and what super hero are you and where is your phone booth?
director: let me guess, your booth is the pantry?
me: yes, why yes it is and I am a super hero pirate if you must know
staff: pirates can't be super heros
director: *backs out of kitchen* hmmmm... not sure I'm ready for this
me: I have my cape to prove it
staff: is that all you wear super hero pirate?
me: of course not. I will wear a pirate hat and even an eye patch
director: will your people be approving this?
me: remember, you are my people now, so will you?
staff: and you have all this already?
me: well, except for the hat. it has to be the right one
staff: please say you will wear tights!!
director: if I have to approve this I'm waiting for your response to the tights thing
me: pirates don't wear tights, they wear buccaneers
director: whew: your approved!!
me: both of be gone now *waving my spatuala*
Yes we are this odd there. I will be the super hero pirate for Halloween this year
They just don't know it yet!!
