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Old 03-13-2013, 07:17 PM   #2297
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I bought a new hair clip on my way to work, because the hair just refused to behave today. It was one of those big, tortoiseshell claw ones with a spring.

Then I was standing there talking to my coworker, not even moving, and the thing broke and the spring and pieces of it went flying everywhere.

Someone could've lost an eye.
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