I'm still cracking up about my Pre-Munch conversation with my hair the other day. We weren't sure if I was going to be done working before it was time to go, so we didn't think we'd make it in. But I did, so we were able to go.
Spousal Unit: wanna go to the thing tonight?
Me: sure! Let me put on real clothes. gets dressed, combs hair, starts to pin it back
SU: cool, I'll PM and let them know we're gonna make it.
My Hair: DOOOOD! Know what would be fun? if we had a Stoooopid Hair Day! We haven't had a Stooopid Hair day in oh, days!
Me: NO. We are going to have a Polite, Well Behaved Hair Day. Stooopid Hair day was yesterday. And Saturday. And Friday...
Hair: WHHHHEEEE! SPROING! okay, you curls go that way, we'll go this way. Anyone wanna stand straight up now?
Me: Nononononono! Every one obeys the Law of Gravity, ALL the curls go the same Direction, and we look like proper grown-up hair tonight! attacks with comb, spray bottle of water, more pins
Hair: LALALALALALALALA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
Me: dammit Hair! I swear to Dog, one of these days I'm gonna shave you ALL OFF.
Hair: Yeah right! You'll take one look at the clippers and cave! begins doing the Time Warp
Skin: why's the Hair getting all the attention?!? What do I have to do to get some love here? I know, HIVES!
Me: Stop it, all of you! We are not 12, you are not allowed to act 12, now behave!
Spousal Unit: are you ready yet?
Me: NO!
Spousal Unit: what's taking so long? You were just gonna get dressed and head out.
Me: Apparently, we're having a Stooopid Hair Day today.
Spousal Unit: sighs You look great! I"m sure it's not Stooopid Hair Day today. Um sweetie, we do need to go...
Me: Just a minute... takes 2 benadryl, applies allergy cream to hives, combs hair, mercilessly pins it back, stumbles out of the bathroom
Spousal Unit: by the way, the presenter wants you to say a few words about negotiation from the Sub side. I told her you'd set it up when we get there.
Me: AAAARRRGGGHHHH!
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