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Originally Posted by Ciaran
I recently had a conversation with the delectable Little Ms Sunshyne and the topic of relationships and romance was raised. We discussed the reasons for my lack of success and think part of it may be a "lost in translation" thing i.e. that American peoples understand the language of other Americans better than the blunt, direct (sometimes hostile) messaging from me.
To test this theory, I've decided to adopt (what I think is) a stereotypical American personality under my alter-ego of Jethro. I will post in that personality to this thread going forward but clearly Jethro will only post if he gets some feedback. Please don't take offence 
Hello y'all. Nu-uh. This is always "Hey", which is short for "Damn, you're looking fine!" Y'all doing okay on this fine day? A more crude way is "How's it hangin'?
Many gorgeous femmes and sturdy butches here and a privilege and honor to be amongst you almighty good folk. Quite a pretty picture. Whistling-the universal statement!
Hoping to meet some pretty fine women, and some not so fine too would be good.
Jethro
* smiling madly *
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Offer to buy your interest a "pop" (not a soda!) and take her up to the "ruf".
Upper Midwest has chimed in
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