“Oh yeah? What did you have last night?"
"Turkey sandwich on wheat. With a pickle."
"And the night before?"
"Turkey sandwich on wheat. No pickle."
She giggled. "What was the last hot meal you cooked?"
He pretended to rack his brains. "Uh...beans and franks. On Monday.”
―
Nicholas Sparks,
The Lucky One
(this is pretty much (me and her) only substitute Turkey Sandwich for Bologna or a cold taco) ...lol