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Old 03-18-2013, 01:23 PM   #4130
Ciaran
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Originally Posted by Ciaran View Post
To be honest, I'm very conservative so anything other than the missionary position and I'm outside my comfort zone.

Therefore, I'm not sure what I'd do if I offered to take a lady up the ruf and she said yes? I'd probably have a panic attack.

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Originally Posted by Gráinne View Post
If getting taken up on your offer would give you a panic attack, then if the wanton lady did the offering, you would have palpitations and hot flashes.

It all comes down to who the wanton lady is as to what my reaction would be. Could vary from turning 50 shades of pale and fainting through to a nervous okay.

I'm all for women who know what they want and aren't reluctant to ask for it .... and I'm happy lying back and thinking of England when the time comes.
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