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Originally Posted by MarquisdeShey
I am sorry...doing double take... let me read this again...
Indeed, you did say pink fluffy handcuffs. Oh, now I have the queerest thoughts going through my mind and it has nothing to do with England. *S
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Originally Posted by Sweet Bliss
Reading about the pink fuzzy handcuffs was hysterical....
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In the interests of full disclosure, I would like to place on record that I have only been restrained in pink fluffy handcuffs on one occasion.
That said, the occasion stays prominent in my memory. The cuffs seemed rather bad quality with the result that they had locked tight and we were unable to open them.
Whilst my then partner seemed to find this exceptionally funny, my mind raced into overdrive, imagining how my life would be if I had to live the rest of it with my hands encased close together in cuffs with a lot of pink fluff.
I started to think how I would explain this away to my work colleagues when I returned to the office on the Monday ..... the most believable story I was conjuring up in my mind related to alien abduction.
However, after a lot of physical exertion (
by my partner not me - this was another occasion where I lay back and thought of England), we got the handcuffs off and all was well in my world again.
So that's my (true) story about pink fluffy hand cuffs ***
*** well, true except for the alien abduction part.