[Medusa]

Going through the drive-thru at McD's before I decided to stop eating heart-attacks-in-a-sack.

Them: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"

Me: "Yes, I would like a quarter-pound hamburger."

Them: "Quarter-pounder Cheeseburger, Plain."

Me: "No. A Quarter-pounder Hamburger."

Them: "You want a Quarter-Pounder Cheeseburger Plain?"

Me: "No, I want all the ketchup and stuff on it - just no cheese."

Them: "Oh, a Quarter-Pounder. Plain."

Me: "Doesn't "Plain" mean no ketchup, mustard, or pickle?"

Them: "Yes."

Me: "I WANT the ketchup, mustard, and pickle. Just no cheese. So - A quarter pounder HAMburger, NOT a quarter-pounder CHEESEburger."

Them: "A Plain Cheeseburger?"

Me: " Ok. Make a Quarter-pound Cheeseburger and RIGHT BEFORE YOU PUT THE CHEESE ON IT......STOP!"

Them: "Ohhhhhh...a quarter-pounder cheeseburger with no cheese."

Me: "YESSSSSS"