I have my affairs in order, insurance, house all that jazz.
As for me, i will be cremated and i want to go into the tackiest urn ever invented. Bright pink with glitter and maybe flashing lights. I hope i sit on a mantel somewhere and bug the crap out of anyone who sees me. Just as i do in real life.
Or i could end up in a closet.
Wouldn't be the first time.
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