5 lbs locally-smoked bacon*, 2 lbs locally made and seasoned Italian sausage, 2 lb thick chops, all from locally and naturally-raised pigs, plus two dozen eggs from truly free-range chickens (as in, get the hell away from my car as I'm trying to drive away level of free range). All picked up from the farm where it's all from. BUY/EAT LOCAL!!
*Yes, baby bro, I'll TRY to save some for you, but if you don't get down here to visit any time soon, I'm not guaranteeing you anything! Remember, the gf will be here for 2.5 weeks and parents will be here for a week, so there's no guarantees! I'll get more if I can, though.