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Originally Posted by Ciaran
Katniss - yes, that is EXACTLY what I meant. I love your anecdote re the Massachusetts baseball team. Forgive me, but I think I will be using that in future.
So, here I was this morning to meet a friend for a coffee. Everything was fine. Except, he'd brought his dog. She is a beautiful bull-type dog of some sort and small enough to carry. It reignited my long-held desire to have a staffie bull terrier. I SO want one buut, given I work up to 16 hour days, it is impractical and would be wholly unfair to get one.
So I'm now thinking that, if I could get a live-in partner here in London, we can overcome this problem and I can get a staffie.
So cutting long story short. I want to ask for potential partners here on the possibility that they uproot their life in the US so that they can mind my dog whilst I'm in work. However, before I do so, I would appreciate a sense as to whether it seems reasonable and realistic?
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Good day Ciaran! Goodness...of course i will drop everything and run to your side. My dreams are meaningless in comparison to your need for a four legged companion you will see in passing... like all others before you the little mister in your life will fall madly in love with me essentially kicking you to the curb. Cleaving only to me and no other.
You will be amazed at how happy your new family will be as you provide plenty of financial support without the trial of dealing with your private needs. You will be required to prance about in your leopard g-string once weekly and scrub the loo in previously mentioned attire with a black feather boa and red nasty girl heels. Fishnet tights are optional of course. In return you will receive a copy of all photos and film taken. If you
are found satisfactory you might receive a token 2percent of proceeds minus my cut.
please sign the faxed contract... don't bother reading it... it's my standard agreement, you can trust me.
I have your best interests at heart.