Telling people to get out of pool and hot tub because of weather conditions (thundering, lightening, not to mention it's raining lightly at the time) and we have had tornado warnings around the area all evening and still under a tornado watch for another hour.
A man as he's in the hot tub: "Well I thought being low to the ground was the safest place to be."
Me: "Not if you're in that water and lightening strikes it."
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I walk away and damn patio furniture starts flying striking me as I'm trying to dodge it. I run back to bar area inside and call to dispatch that the guests have been advised and we have furniture flying. I go back outside and it's pouring rain with strong wind gusts everyone is running. I run to the gate and stand there getting drenched making sure all these idiots get inside safely.
Get inside and I notice the wet sign has fallen so I pick it up, cutting my finger in the process and my glasses are covered in rain drops. The guests say, "You're lucky. You came just in time. You should play the lotto!"
Me: "I wish I could win the lotto!"
*thinking later* I don't get paid enough for this shit and I'll never jeopardize my life again like that if they're gonna choose to be out in these weather conditions. Of course, its just a thought. It's my job!!