Yes it was conversation with myself inside my head.....
me: damn this new shampoo smells great *sniffs open bottle*
me: *squirts shampoo in my hand* It's such a dark green
me: whaaaaaat the hell? *scrubs in hair and feels granules of something"
me: oh fuck I bet a bought facial scrub!!
me: oh well my hair feels great after this rinse
me: *reads the bottle* ahahahaaaaaaaaaa it's shampoo with granules in it for a deep cleansing
us: score!!!