[s0litude]

I found this list my ex sent me in an email. We were always making lists for each other, and this really made me smile (and laugh)

1. He is very snuggly and unlike most men, he LIVES to snuggle
2. His touch is electric...his skin is so soft but there is magic in it I think
3. he always has the best of intentions even it he fucks shit up
4. he makes the best Tunafish Helper in the world and his spaghetti sauce is perfect!
5. he is a sexual GOD
6. did i mention he is a sexual GOD?
7. He tucks you in when you take a nap
8. he is secure enough in his manhood to wear ladies underarm deoderant. Secret brand makes all these fantastic scents and he really likes the wild cherry. (i prefer vanilla)
9. he can be very silly. The other day he bowed and loudly worshipped the soup section of the grocery store. (he had to only eat soup there for awhile after he got out of the hopital)
10. he is not materialistic
11. he is devoted. once he loves you you are stuck with him forever like a barnacle on your ass
12. he loves animals. My dad told me if you find a man who is good to animals he will be good to you and to children
13. he will watch chick flicks and enjoy them. Of course he also likes guy flicks but hey, thats okay
14. pompous people piss him off as much as they do me. Well. maybe not AS much but close
15. he wants to adopt kids
16. he is a cheap date. a dollar movie and McDonalds counts.
17. he has a really good HEART. he is innocent and pure. i know he can be a man-whore but that is just online fun. Really he is sweet, shy, and just good good good.
18. most of the other people in my head like him and he likes them. especially the kiddos.
19. he never ever leaves or comes home without a hello or goodbye kiss. and not just a peck a real kiss.
20. he never leaves the toilet seat up. Heheheheheh. oh right, I remember why that is now
21. he doesnt care that I dress like a bohemian, and isnt ashamed to be seem in public with me even when I am wearing bunny slippers.
22. He holds hands in the movie theatre
23. he thinks scary skinny women are icky
24. he likes strong women not doormats
25. he will call you to say goodnight while you are at work
26. i have him trained to kiss my stuffed elephant in his sleep; actually he will kiss anything you put to his lips. mwhahhhaha
27. i have trained him to respond "I love you too" when I tell him I love him while he is DEAD asleep
28. he has really good handwriting
29. one drink gets him tipsy and two drinks gets him sexy
30. he always smells nice
31. he is very CLEAN. he washes everything twice in the shower
32. he never acts all macho bigshit
33. even though he CAN BE
34. he looks cute in his little plaid shirts and HOTTTTTT in muscle tees
35. have I mentioned he is a sexual god?
36. if you cry on him and get mascara on his shirt or snot even, he doesnt care. if you drool on him because you fall asleep cuddled up he doesnt care
37. he can change a tire. he doesnt LIKE to but he can
38. if he loves you he trusts you