(my alarm going off) OOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMGGGGGGGGGGGG I just went to sleep....
(her alarm going off)...baby....alarm
(my alarm going off).....how much did I sleep....
(startled awake, look down, kiddo's backpack still here, jump up, see time, go wake kiddo up)....time to get up....
(look back down the hall, wife watching me)....you're hot.....
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