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Originally Posted by Ciaran
Okay, so I've come to this thread to check out recent posts in the forlorn hope that some stunningly beautiful lady, preferably with lots of money and not scared to spend it, has announced that she is crushing on me.
No luck there so I start to feel a bit low.
However, to make matters worse, I then see pages and pages of people posting pictures of their favourite baking produce ....... but there's nothing gorgeous such as lasagna or proper homemade macaroni cheese or, even, good pizza. No, it's all cakes and other sweet stuff I don't like.
You folk are a bunch of filistines.
I'm away to send myself a PM to say that " 2x4 - I'm crushing on myself" .... that will make me feel better.
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No need to feel low. I might know someone with those very qualities you seek:
Stunningly beautiful-She's all right. Especially if you like Beaker-like hair.
Gorgeous lasagna or proper macaroni cheese-I suppose she can boil water. No complaints yet.
Lots of money (and willing to spend it)-Um, well, oh never mind.