[Ascot]

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? My hair is short, how is this possible? (imagine a salt and pepper Beaker)

2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Eating Chex mix and reading. I think.

3. What's a word that you say a lot? Fuck. And conjecture.

4. What is your current desktop picture? A close up photo I took of an interesting architectural element

5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? Hmm, probably 17

6. Which disney character do you like best? They are generally all too cutesy for my taste.

7. Can you roll your tounge? Sort of.

8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Great crusty bread with a schmear of herbed chevre and olives.

9. What's your favorite song at the moment? The Pink song, a duet with a guy, wherein someone's talking in their sleep...what's the name of it?

10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl, baby. Cutting is a travesty and makes for a much messier experience.

11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? I'm really a wine guy, but if I'm dive barring it, vodka/pineapple. With a splash of grenadine if I'm feeling frisky.

12. Any tattoos or piercings? One piercing in each ear, 3 tats.

13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Weed and alcohol

14. What would you change about yourself? I tend to interrupt when I'm really excited about an idea and am working to curb that. It's tough.

15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? Perhaps not getting the occasional odd look whilst shoe shopping in the men's dept.

16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? Fuck no.

17. What would you say about your last ex? She was fortunate to have me for as long as she did.

18. Biggest turn off? Poor hygiene and an aversion to growth.

19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Is this thing on?

20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone? I don't think it's happened yet.