The joys of motherhood
A text conversation
Me...How is the Christmas Elf? Don't you want a few more?
LBH...She's better, when she quit having fever, the rash went away and she hasn't had anymore seizures.
Me...Praise the Lord! That's great!
LBH...Yeah, but I tell ya, she took 5 yrs off my life
Me...chuckling...honey she is only 2. She will take 5 yrs off your life many more times before she is grown, so you better figure out a way to make those increments narrower. Like maybe 1 or 2 yrs off your life at the time.
LBH...HUH?
Chuckles...she has a genius level IQ and no common sense...it went right over her head.
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