[Mopsie]

Originally Posted by Ciaran

Um. Mopsie - I love you very much, even more than Derek Jetzer.

However, whilst we're getting married in the US and under US legislation, post marriage we will be following Irish cultural practices. In Ireland, the mammy (i.e. mom) remains head of the household and retains number one position in my heart.

As someone with a beautiful soul, I'm sure you will understand the need to retain this tradition.

ps - no sheep at the wedding. We're getting married in Manhattan, not some redneck village full of yokels. I might have a sheep fetish but it doesn't mean that I want them to brush against my cavallis.

*Mopsie, who is bleary-eyed after spending all night pouring over bridal magazines, walks into the thread ... and stops cold*

What do you mean you love some guy named Derek???

*The emotional turmoil is too much and Mopsie collapses into a beanbag chair and begins to cry and mumble incoherently*

.. loves Derek ... under Mum's thumb ... looking at other options ... no sheep at the wedding ...

*something snaps inside Mopsie and she becomes ... BRIDEZILLA*

(cue dramatic music)