05-07-2013, 04:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Ciaran
Yes, it's all under control.
24 hours ago, having fallen in love hard and fast, I was making arrangements to marry Mopsie. However, 24 hours later and it has all unravelled - unfortunately, Mopsie picked up on a mention I'd made in a post about previous women I'd courted on the thread for marriage.
Next thing I know, it's a free-for-all with nosey parkers getting involved and refusing to mind their own business. Netflix must have been down yesterday across much of the USA or something along those lines.
Century Link is down in 21 states right now. No internet for those folks.Either way, after this latest marriage fiasco, I've been left feeling a bit like a cross between Britney Spears and Liza Minnelli. I've had better 24 hour periods.
It's now time for me to check into the convent. Wonder if they brew their own beer there?
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Well as a matter of fact, I have the perfect convent for you. It's in Maine and the sisters are famous for their chocolate confections. They can be found cavorting all over the sea shore, skipping over granite boulders, giggling and laughing, their cheeks flush with excitement and chocolate!!!
Who loves ya Babe???
Just a short skip across the pond and it's NIRVANA BABY!!!!

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