1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought? Wow! It's humid! (my hair was SUPA CURLY)
2. What were you doing at midnight last night? Sleepin'.
3. What's a word that you say a lot? Fuzzbutt.
4. What is your current desktop picture? A neat picture I took with my phone of sunset over a lake.
5. How old were you the first time you got drunk? 27. No really, 27!
6. Which disney character do you like best? Mulan/Ping or maybe Lilo. But my SO says I'm more like Stitch.
7. Can you roll your tounge? yep
8. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would you choose? Cheese
9. What's your favorite song at the moment? Fallin' in Love in America, by Antsy McClain and the Trailerpark Troubadours.
10. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? both, sometimes at the same time.
11. Favorite Alcoholic drink? Cocoa with Baileys or Root Beer and Rum.
12. Any tattoos or piercings? Ears only, no tats, but I have mehndi quite often.
13. Do you do any kind of drugs? Nope.
14. What would you change about yourself? I would be a little less Sheldon and a little more Bernadette.
15. Something you envy about the opposite sex? The ability to run shirtless.
16. Would you ever take someone back if they cheated on you? probably not.
17. What would you say about your last ex? She was nice but it didn't work.
18. Biggest turn off? Willful ignorance and bigotry.
19. Have you ever made a sex tape? Oh hells no....
20. Worst thing you have ever done to someone?
Well, I don't feel guilty about it, but many years ago, an egotistical biomale I worked with kept asking me out. At the time, I was still occasionally dating men, but he was kind of a chauvinistic er, arsehat. I was working at a restaurant at the time and we used to have a meeting before the doors opened. So early one morning, while we were prepping the kitchen, the immature weiniehead told everyone we'd been out the previous night and had mad wild scary monkey sex and I was a wild thing in bed. (At the time, I was most definitely NOT...). The other guys were all high fiving him and being dicks because I'd worked there for four years by this time, and I'd never dated anyone. I kept saying "Dude is a lying jerk! We did not! I don't date where I work because of crap like this going on!" Well, he kept saying we did, ALL morning and no one believed me. Peeps started teasing me....
So it's almost time for the opening meeting, and we're starting to come out and sit at the staff table... And people are giving me a really hard time, saying "just admit it! We all know you finally gave it up..." and stuff like that so I got pissed and said "Okay, fine, we did it last night. But we just did it once, cuz he's a lousy lay. He's about this big (pointing at one of those itty bitty tabasco bottles on the table) and it took, like 10 minutes... 15 tops. I was gonna be nice and not say anything, but since he's being a jerk about it...." Totally turned the tables on him... He starts saying "No, no! We never did! We didn't go out..." Dude started denying EVERYTHING! Our manager just laughed and said "maybe you should have kept your mouth shut, dude."
Later I told a friend of mine that it never happened, but he was telling everyone it had, and it was the only way I could think of to make him shut up! She thought it was funny. People still call him Chilito (local slang for "small penis") even now, and it's about 20 years later.
I know, I know, I should have slapped him with a sexual harassment suit, but I was 20 and kinda shy and naive and didn't think about it. I just got mad and blurted it out. But you know what, he never did that to another girl the whole time he worked there.
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