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Mentally Delicious
How Do You Identify?:
Queer High Femme, thank you very much
Preferred Pronoun?:
Mme.
Relationship Status:
Married to JD.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Atlanta
Posts: 10,446
Thanks: 5,995
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Rep Power: 10000025
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Imagine both laptops open with our wallpaper-choice pages still open and at least 15 color swatches all over the bed.
Me with my arm in the air like I'm holding Shakespeare and shit reciting some verse that I just wrote.
Jackhammer: "That's Beautiful!", amused smile, "I mean......beautiful", snort....cracksnort........guffaw.
Me (sniffing away a fake tear): "Ya think?"
Jackhammer: "Either that or I'm high!"
Me: "Honey, let's get high, write some poetry, and redecorate the library!"
We look at each other, pause, and both exclaim in unison, "WE'RE FUCKING GAY!"
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