[candy_coated_bitch]

Originally Posted by GraffitiBoi

I fake crush on you Candy, and I can't wait until our fake wedding!
Have you registered us at our favorite 'toy' stores yet? And sent out our fake invitations? How about ordering that 'booty'licious cake that you designed in chat the other night? Must I do everything??? Jeez.

Well, I guess if I can out myself as having a "non-crush", you can out us as having fake crushes. But YOU doing everything for our fake wedding? I think not. What did YOU actually do? Where are the dildo bouquets? Have you chosen a place setting, including salad bowls? Where are the ceremonial snake whips? Sheesh.

We need to get to work! Fake weddings are hard.

Originally Posted by ArkansasPiscesGrrl

And this September in Little Rock, Denise and I will once again offer the use of our room for the rope, handcuffs and Superman outfit, with filming at 11, and jumping from dressers to the King-sized bed. Because we are just that kind and giving. and voyeurs. *wink*

I am going to totally derail this thread to say that when I was five, I was playing "Superman" with my best friend across the street--doing that same thing. (Well, jumping off the dresser onto the bed but without the cuffs and rope.) AAAND, I took a flying leap, missed the bed, hit my face on the corner of the bed frame, and had to be rushed to the emergency room for stitches in my left cheek. I still have a scar.

/public service announcement.

Originally Posted by WolfyOne

Little butt boi is not what disturbed you...you were that way when all of us were introduced back then, pffffttttttttt. (where the heck is the smiley that sticks it's tongue out).

Nope. Pretty sure it's the nekkid butt boi. Hy is the root of all my mental problems.