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Originally Posted by Katniss
Ciaran,
Whilst I have no idea on the state of their souls nor their current standing with the church community, I believe they are available for a booking. I attempted to phone but was sent to a rather stern voice message system that reminded me that "Every fortnight Amish men do it with hoes." While pondering the definition of "it" I forgot to leave a message and hung up. If memory serves correct the Amish allow their older youth a time away from the community (Rumspringa) to reflect on the decision to remain in the Amish community and abide by all the tenets of faith . I personally think this is a brilliant practice and many more religions could take note. That said it is quite possible you may engage an Amish rocker/band during this time and they still be in good standing with the community. Whether or not they play ABBA I have no idea.
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Katniss - this is captivating for me.
I admit I don't know enough about the Amish people but I didn't know that Danny de Vito (
far left) and Kenny Rogers (
far right) were part of that religion. Still having a whole Amish rock band perform would be a bit too much for an 11am rendezvous in Little Rock that will probably last only a few minutes until my back gives way.
I'll reserve the whole band for my wedding with my imaginary fiancee.
ps - I'm not certain what a hoe is but, whilst I'm happy to dress in a Superman outfit with red cape, to be tied with rope and bound and gagged, under no circumstances is anyone putting their hoe anywhere close to me - even if they are cute looking.