i won a hundred bucks today
One of our critical care docs were sitting at the desk with my coworkers talking and looks at me and says " Blake, Why do you have a grin as if you did something anry ?"
I said well.... Youre pt may or may not rip his ETT out in ohhhh 5 seconda bc he may have broken out of his restraints.
All my coworkers cracked up.
She said " well S?+% Blake did you turn off his fentanyl , versed , and propofol then "
I said uhhhh yes which is Why he now self extubated
Doc says " rock on Blake , sooo you want me to move him to the floor later huh "?
I said uh no, i want you to fill out his AMA papers so he can walk out the door in im betting 10 minutes
Doc says " no way he will leave "
I said , want to bet me a hundred bucks ????
Doc says " youre on "
10 mins EXACTLY, my pt screams out " im F?+&%#$ leavin if you dont let me smoke now G0# d!@#$+
We all cracked up , She shuffles in her purse and pulls out 2 fifties