[candy_coated_bitch]

Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

I almost missed the part in glaring dark red at the bottom of this post, because I was too busy crushing on a younger, taller, more Amish Danny de Vito.

Ciaran, I will crush you SO hard if you do the whole bound and gagged Amish Superman dealio that I promise I won't even TRY to put my hoe on you. Unless you ask nicely. Or beg.

Originally Posted by Ciaran

Katniss - this is captivating for me.

I admit I don't know enough about the Amish people but I didn't know that Danny de Vito (far left) and Kenny Rogers (far right) were part of that religion. Still having a whole Amish rock band perform would be a bit too much for an 11am rendezvous in Little Rock that will probably last only a few minutes until my back gives way.

I'll reserve the whole band for my wedding with my imaginary fiancee.


ps - I'm not certain what a hoe is but, whilst I'm happy to dress in a Superman outfit with red cape, to be tied with rope and bound and gagged, under no circumstances is anyone putting their hoe anywhere close to me - even if they are cute looking.