Duuuuuude.... you must have been reading my m i i i i nd!!
Mom gave me her special Lavender fuzzy blankie to line my wicker bed,
so I peed on it so it would have that special homey smell...
I don't think she noticed yet.
Stupid kats did though,.... they act like I did something bad.... wth??
I don't poop in a box.... that's what the carpet is for.
Stewpid kats.
Hey!! Who took my new blankie??
alright. Who told Mom?
stewpid kats.