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Hollylane · 06-14-2013, 10:03 PM

Me: "Can I give you your account number so that you can use the automated payment system?"

Customer: "I can't find a pen, I guess my eyeliner will have to do."

Me: "I'll enter it for you, and then transfer you after I enter it, I would hate if I had to ruin a good eyeliner pencil, I could never make you do that!"

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Customer: "So, I'm not in danger of having my lights turned off, until after the 23rd?"

Me: "Yes, that is true"

Customer: "What's true, is that the way these Oklahoma winds touch my body, is exploding everything around me, have you read your bible today? Because, if my power gets turned off, you're going to wish you'd taken that more seriously!" *CLICK*

06-14-2013, 10:03 PM	#26
Hollylane Practically Lives Here How Do You Identify?: . Preferred Pronoun?: . Relationship Status: . Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: . Posts: 11,495 My Photo Gallery Thanks: 34,694 Thanked 26,362 Times in 5,877 Posts Rep Power: 21474861	Me: "Can I give you your account number so that you can use the automated payment system?" Customer: "I can't find a pen, I guess my eyeliner will have to do." Me: "I'll enter it for you, and then transfer you after I enter it, I would hate if I had to ruin a good eyeliner pencil, I could never make you do that!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Customer: "So, I'm not in danger of having my lights turned off, until after the 23rd?" Me: "Yes, that is true" Customer: "What's true, is that the way these Oklahoma winds touch my body, is exploding everything around me, have you read your bible today? Because, if my power gets turned off, you're going to wish you'd taken that more seriously!" CLICK