I have a friend staying with me from out of town and I decided to take her to the Dinosaur Museum which is an hour away. We get there and go into the gift shop FIRST, where she and I bought many little trinkets. She saw the sign for the admission into the actual exhibit and kinda made a face. The little old lady who was ringing up our purchase looked right at her and said, "Hey..If you don't want to pay to go in there and see THOSE dinosaurs, you can look at me all you want.. it's free."
Total pile of smiles.