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Member
How Do You Identify?:
OFOS Femme; Earth bound Angel and Babygirl;
Preferred Pronoun?:
She, Angel, as long as it's respectful
Relationship Status:
Waiting for the One who can complete me
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Albany, NY~but originally from Georgia
Posts: 562
Thanks: 1,257
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Rep Power: 18675554
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What time was it when the elephant sat on the fence? Time to get a new fence!!!
What's black and white and read all over? A newspaper!
What's black and what and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn!
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender "got any gwapes?"
The bartender says "No! Get out of here!"
Next day the duck walks into the same bar and says "Got any gwapes?" The bartender says "No! I already told you I don't have any grapes. If you come back, I'm going to nail your duck feet to the counter!"
Third day the duck walked back into the bar and asks the bartender "Got any nails?" The bartender says "No!" "Good" says the duck! "Got any gwapes???"
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 Sweet Georgia Peach
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